T.I.M.E. - Temporal Improvement of Mistake Environment

T.I.M.E. internship program

Rules, instruction and guidelines
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Welcome, intern #64,578!

We are pleased to inform you that you have been promoted from candidate to intern for the position of time lifeguard at T.I.M.E. - Temporal Improvement of Mistake Environment.

You will go through a probation period of two days, after which we will be able to sign a full-fledged work contract with you.

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Our organization was created to prevent unpleasant situations and accidents that may happen to our clients in the future.

Your task will be to contact customers and inform them about the potential dangers that have been identified by our invention called F.A.X.(r) – Fantastic Accident Extractor(r).

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Every day, you have to process the cards that appear in your box. To do this, you have to select a card, insert it into F.A.X., choose the right time to prevent an incident, and contact the client via the microphone.

Your task is to convince them to prevent the incident from happening. Sounds simple!

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We also have a few important rules:

Rule #0:
Be nice to clients, because they pay us, and we may one day pay you.

Rule #1:
Carefully read the description of the incident. Especially the part that relates to the time of its execution.

Rule #2:
You have only one try to reach your customer - the equipment is too expensive to keep calling them all day.

Rule #3:
Special conditions are quite rare, but they must be taken into account.

Rule #4:
If you call the client after the incident, you will fail the task and we will receive a complaint.

Rule #5:
Every day, you will receive special instructions from your management, and you must obey them necessarily, otherwise you will be reprimanded.

Rule #6:
If you receive 3 reprimands or complaints in one day, you will be fired and another intern will take your place.

Rule #7:
For each completed card, you will receive a reward - time. Each completed task will bring you closer to the end of your shift.

Rule #8:
Lunch time starts at 14:00 and ends at 15:00. It's important to us that you get enough calories to keep you going.

Rule #9:
Work hard and enjoy T.I.M.E. with us!

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* Management does not take responsibility for accidents or injuries caused at the working place.

** The rights to the T.I.M.E. and F.A.X.(R) trademarks are owned by Feel Bad Inc. and may not be used by any other person or company.

*** The cost of the paper used by interns for F.A.X. is compensated by the interns after the probation period.

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Programmer: Alex Shkumbatiuk
Art: Valeriia Morhun
Narrative: Vlad Harmash

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Made especially for Jame Gam#29

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